Friday, December 21, 2012

Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!

 I opened my DOE email today to see the message below. You can imagine how thrilled I must have been.

It's very gratifying to know that I'm among the few, the proud, the elite, selected by my principal to grade the papers of abject strangers. It will be really exciting for me to contribute to the grades of kids I've never met, and likely never will.

Oddly, this message, though full of praise, neglects to mention the real reason I'm being shipped off to Bayside High School---I cannot be trusted to grade my own students. Those would be the kids I work with day in and day out, the kids whose papers I carry in my bag, the ones I spend hours correcting.

I can't be trusted to grade their papers because I'm prejudiced. I want them to do well. And NY State assumes I am fundamentally dishonest and will give them passing grades for no good reason. The letter should say, "Because you are a dishonest worthless piece of slime, we have determined you are not only unfit to design tests for your students, but also to grade them."

The actual letter reads like this:

Dear NYC EDUCATOR,

Congratulations!


        Your principal has selected you to score the Comprehensive English NYS Regents exam for the January 2013 administration. You were selected based upon your principal’s judgment of your experience with and knowledge of the content area and your ability to perform the tasks required in scoring.


Scoring will take place as follows:


DATES: 1/23,1/24,1/25

START TIME: 8:30AM


SCORING SITE: 26Q495 - BAYSIDE HIGH SCHOOL (Q-4)


32-24 CORPORAL KENNEDY STREET

QUEENS, NY 11361





Please report to the site listed above promptly by 8:30am for each scoring date.


Thank you in advance for your service as a Scorer for the Comprehensive English Regents. Please contact your principal with any questions or concerns about your assignment.

Regards,
Office of Assessment
regents@schools.nyc.gov
Division of Academics, Performance, & Support
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