Imagine the Crime of the Century:
With all the money that Bill Gates has poured into the Common Core, pawning it off on states in return for large grants, seeming to buy the loyalty of organizations like the National PTA and AFT, it may come as a surprise that his Common Core has been kidnapped. There has been much speculation as to the identity of the perpetrators of this heinous offense. Apparently, no fingerprints were found on the message above, just a fancy seal.
In other news, the federal government seems hopeful that the U.S. may one day pay off its enormous debt. "All the news that's fit to print"--or fit to cut from newsprint!
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