Why We Need ESL (Part 2)

FUR COATS MADE FOR LADIES FROM THEIR OWN SKIN
Sign in a Swedish furrier's

YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID
Sign in a Japanese hotel

DON'T GO INTO ANOTHER SHOP TO BE CHEATED - COME IN HERE
Sign in a bargain basement

HOME WANTED FOR FRIENDLY LABRADOR. WILL EAT ANYTHING - LOVES CHILDREN.
Advert posted in shop window

THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID
Sign in a Yugoslav hotel

CORRECTLY ENGLISH IN 100 DAYS
Book title

FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, WE RECOMMEND COITUS, EFFICIENT SELF-SERVICE
Sign in a Hong Kong supermarket

LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN AT THE BAR
Sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
Sign in Budapest Zoo

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