The New Paradigm

Below you can see Takeru Kobayashi and Sonya Thomas, champion eaters, in a credit card ad. This is the sort of competition Arne Duncan will want teachers to have when he threatens to withhold federal aid from states that don't embrace merit pay.

Takeru and Sonya give us a preview of what teaching will look like when the three wise men of the "reform" movement, Duncan, Sharpton and Gingrich, paint the country to a color they really like.