Overheard at our Chapter Committee Meeting

Math rep: You know, all the delis are disappearing. Deli Masters, just a few blocks away, is gone. They used to be everywhere.

ESL rep: Well, you know, people just aren't eating red meat anymore. It's bad for you.

Me: No it isn't. What's bad for you is that green and blue meat with white fuzzy stuff growing on it.

PE rep: Yeah that's right. I only eat that once a month these days.