Friday, September 15, 2006

Those Who Can, Shave


But teacher Gary Weddle has sworn it off until bin Laden is caught.

You'd think some passionate New Yorker would've thought of this, but Gary hails from Wenatchee, Washington.

We've now been chasing bin Laden longer than we chased Hitler. Though I share Gary's sentiments, I'm afraid I'm not going to follow in his footsteps for now.

However, I'm making a solemn vow not to vote for a single Republican while bin Laden's still running around. Multi-millionaires can be dangerous when they're on the loose, and it's high time we recognized it.
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