One of the things I love about America is that if you are a potential customer almost everyone is nice to you. They might hate your guts and wish you dead, but face-to-face they smile and nod and talk about the weather in a neighborly cadence.
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He was wearing a vanilla-colored jacket and a white shirt, both of which were bad choices because of his throat being slashed open.
Excerpts from Fear of the Dark by Walter Mosley
I've always been amused by the apparent class load of these fictional teachers -- They apparently have one class of twelve students per day. Well, give me that and I can teach pretty much anything to anybody.
Graycie, commenting on films about teachers. Graycie writes Today's Homework.