Tuesday, December 17, 2019

Panorama Survey 2019

1. How depressed are you about going to this teacher's class?

a. very   b. extremely  c. very extremely  d. 100%  e. This will be another ER visit for sure.

2. How often does this teacher ignore your needs?

a. usually   b. frequently   c. constantly   d. always  e. both in and out of the classroom 24/7

3. In this class, how stifled does the teacher make you feel?

a. very   b. extremely  c. very extremely  d. 100%  e. I don't remember what it is to feel

4. How threatening does the teacher make this classroom?

a. very   b. extremely  c. very extremely  d. 100%  e. NOOO! I WON'T GO BACK THERE!!!!

5. How often does this teacher waste your time making you explain stuff?

a. always  b. siempre  c. sempre  d. constantly  e. constantamente

6. How unfair are this teacher's stupid rules?

a. very   b. extremely  c. very extremely  d. 100%  e. the worst in the frigging universe

7. How much does this teacher humiliate you in front of all your friends?

a. usually   b. frequently   c. constantly   d. always  e. both in and out of the classroom 24/7

8. In this class, how much do you suffer because the teacher fails to control it?

a. a lot   b. very much  c. too much  d. way too much  e. words fail me

9. How often does this teacher bore you to tears?

a. usually   b. frequently   c. constantly   d. always  e. both in and out of the classroom 24/7

10. Overall, how low are the teacher's expectations of you?

a. very   b. extremely  c. very extremely  d. 100%  e. lower than low

11. How bored is your teacher with the tedious material inflicted upon you?

a. very   b. extremely  c. very extremely  d. 100%  e. the most bored anyone has ever been

12. How hars is it to forget all the crap with which this teacher wastes your time?

a. very   b. extremely  c. very extremely  d. 100%  e. I have bad dreams about it

13. How frequently does the teacher plod on with useless crap even after it's well-established the material is a waste of time?

a. usually   b. frequently   c. constantly   d. always  e. Caramba, dude!

14. How ignorant is this teacher on the subject?

a. very   b. extremely  c. very extremely  d. 100%  e. My dog could teach better.

15. How much more tedious than necessary does this teacher make the subject?

a. 100%  b. 110%  c. 120%  d. 150%  e. over 200%

16. If you came back three years from now, how much would this teacher have forgotten you?

a. 100%  b. 110%  c. 120%  d. 150%  e. over 200

17. How often does this teacher waste your time with even more foolish nonsense?

a. always  b. siempre  c. sempre  d. constantly  e. constantamente

18. How much does this teacher hate you and everything you stand for?

a. a lot   b. very much  c. too much  d. way too much  e. Don't even ask.

19. During class, how often does the teacher fail to control it?

a. always  b. siempre  c. sempre  d. constantly  e. constantamente

20. How vague, nebulous, and incomprehensible are this teacher's stupid lessons?

a. very   b. extremely  c. very extremely  d. 100%  e. I don't even know what the subject is.

21. When your teacher asks how you are, how quickly is your answer ignored?

a. very quickly  b. immediately  c. right away  d. straight away  e. teacher never asks

22. How well can this teacher tell that no one ever understands anything communicated?

a. not at all  b. not well  c. unwell  d. well, well, well e. Hail and farewell.

23. How much does this teacher ignore your personal learning style?

a. always  b. siempre  c. sempre  d. constantly  e. constantamente

24. If you walked into class upset, how indifferent would your teacher be?

a. very   b. extremely  c. very extremely  d. 100%  e. It would depend on whether or not teacher is awake.

25. How intimidated are you to ask questions in this teacher's class?

a. very   b. extremely  c. very extremely  d. 100%  e. AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! HELP!!!!

26. How alienated do you feel from the teacher in this class?

a. very   b. extremely  c. very extremely  d. 100%  e. I have never seen this teacher before.

27. Overall, how much time have you wasted in this classroom without learning anything?

a. a lot   b. very much  c. too much  d. way too much  e. every excruciating second
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